Poo Dollas

Alright, It's not unusual for me to type up several drafts of one thing, get excited about it, and post them all in the same night. Get over it.

One of my newest and most loved friends introduced me to a game.

This game is one she played in high school, and I feel like the beauty of it should be shared with humans all across the world.

It's called 'Poo Dollars', and it is honestly the most wholesome, family-oriented bundle of fun I could ever imagine.

What you need to play:

- A dollar. Maybe two or three.

-A car, truck, or dumpster to hide behind.

-A large department store, preferabbly wal-mart... since Wally World is the most classy of choices.

-A sense of humor and a bowl movement. Or, a dog that needs walking.

-A guillable friend, or a guy friend. Whichever comes first.

What you do:

You have your guillable/and or guy friend, walk your dog, or.. I mean, if he's feeling spunky, he could do it himself.... And instead of using the 'pooper scooper baggies of doom' to clean up your favorite pooche's mess, use a couple of dollar bills.

Secure said nasty dollar bills in some form of plastic bag.

Very nonchalantly drop the filthy dollar bills in the parking lot, and scurry away quickly. If you dont have a car, hide behind a dumpster.

Sit in your car, or dumpster-mobile, and either listen to music, chat with your buddy, and wait for someone to notice the dollars and try to collect them.

Enjoy.



You're welcome, fellow human beings.

I have no idea why I'm single.