Ahem. Introductions can be found under the 'About Me' tab. I formerly ran a blog called 'Food or Homework', which was pretty upbeat and positive. This, however, is not.
First and foremost, I guess I should inform those who may care, that I have graduated from the dumpiest school imaginable with an Associates in Applied Sciences. In Photography...... Scoff. While my instructors were fabulous, absolutely wonderful.. I gotta say ladies and gents.. That school is a f*beep*ing nightmare. If you are able to go straight into a university, do it. They tell us in high school that a Technical College can provide the same education that a university can. Well, shockingly enough, people lie.
Upon graduating, I dumped my perpetually hung over boyfriend and moved out on my own. I loved my independence, hated being alone. I decided to go back to school and save my money. Yadda yadda, I packed all of my beautiful things right back up and moved back in with the 'rents. It's alright, I suppose. I miss the front porch more than anything. And how the house wasn't grounded, killed my microwave, and I especially miss the long, relaxing, (rusty and moldy) soaks in the big porcelain tub. I will fondly recall my daily episodes of lock jaw. But seriously, I loved that house. It was beautiful and perfect.
I digress.
Today's post.. and many posts after.. is merely a Bitch Blog.
Because folks,
These past few months have friggin' sucked. And it seems like the Suck is never ending. So feel free to laugh, cry, swear and ponder the purpose of the underwire on your bra.
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